Hello There! Welcome!
It seems we have missed one another.
That was an unforeseen shame,
As I would have loved to say “Hello!”

It appears you have come across this book,
However, there is something you should know:
This is not just “a book.”
This particular book is mine.

This is not just something I made up overnight,
this took years to perfect.
And, it happens to be full of fucks.
Full of fucks I do not give.

So, if you think you can get me to “Give a Fuck”
Then by all means, please stand in line.

And, there’s no need to start drama,
or cause others to worry.
I am sure you will be just fine.

It takes a lot for me to give a fuck,
I can no longer give “fucks” away for free.

So, when it is your turn,
please do not elaborate; 
there is no need for longevity.

And, furthermore, if there were to be a sign
it would read:
All pity parties must remain outside.

In closing remarks,
when you are about to approach keep in mind:
Wit and humor go a long way.

And, it is not always best to follow acronyms like KISS.
“Keep It Simple Stupid” keeps people limited.

But, more importantly,
Who gives a fuck?
I certainly don’t.

~ Justine Doerner